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When you chuck a trombone into a skip without it touching the sides.]]> Games and Trivia greybeard https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-331868 https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-331806 Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:00:00 +0000
Q: How do you get a guitarist to stop playing?
A: Give him sheet music.

Q: How do you get a keyboardist to stop playing?
A: Take away his sheet music.

Q: What's the hardest three years of a drummer's life?
A: 2nd grade.

Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A: Drool.

Q: How many country bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One. Five. One.

Q: How does a bass player count 7/8 time?
A: 1-2-3-4-5-6-sev-en

Q: What's the definition of an optimist?
A: A musician with a mortgage.

Kenny G walks into an elevator and says, "Man, this place is HAPPENING!"

Q: How many jazz musician jokes are there?
A: Just one -- all the rest are true!

:note2:]]> Games and Trivia Gabba Gabba Hey https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-331806 https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-331800 Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:28:53 +0000 Games and Trivia KR2 https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-331800 https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-331787 Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:17:04 +0000
Britney Spears, live in concert?]]> Games and Trivia Alan Green https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-331787 https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-331776 Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:21:39 +0000
Father: What did you learn at your lesson today?
Jimmy: I learned how to play root notes

Next week Jimmy comes home....

Father: What did you learn at your lesson today?
Jimmy: I learned how to play the fifths

Next week Jimmy comes home....

Father: What did you learn at your lesson today?
Jimmy: I don't have time for lessons anymore. I've got too many gigs.]]> Games and Trivia NoteBoat https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-331776 https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-331775 Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:18:53 +0000
Q: What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?

A: A drummer. Q: What do you call a drummer who loses one stick?

A: A conductor]]> Games and Trivia NoteBoat https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-331775 https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-331763 Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:21:47 +0000
1. What's the difference between a guitar player and a mutual fund?
a: The mutual fund will eventually mature and earn money.


2. What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
a: The large pizza can feed a family of four.]]> Games and Trivia SMFC1 https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-331763 https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-326440 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:08:41 +0000
Q: What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?

A: A drummer.]]> Games and Trivia bloos66 https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-326440 https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-326439 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:06:35 +0000
A: None. The Lead player can do it with his teeth.]]> Games and Trivia bloos66 https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-326439 https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-326177 Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:57:21 +0000
A: He holds it and the world revolves around him.]]> Games and Trivia KR2 https://guitarnoise.forum/games-and-trivia/musician-jokes-anyone/#post-326177