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Thanks Elecktrablue! An also the others!]]> Guitar Players Discussion Nuno https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242354 https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242353 Sun, 13 May 2007 14:07:19 +0000 This is a funny thread :lol: +1

Great reply Ricochet and another funny post by Vic.

Brightened up a wet and miserable Sunday morning.

8)]]> Guitar Players Discussion chuckster https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242353 https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242220 Sat, 12 May 2007 18:40:25 +0000 This is a funny thread :lol:]]> Guitar Players Discussion TRGuitar https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242220 https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242208 Sat, 12 May 2007 16:51:04 +0000
:D :D :D

Vic]]> Guitar Players Discussion Vic Lewis VL https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242208 https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242186 Sat, 12 May 2007 11:51:59 +0000
I heard a similar one about a little boy who told his classmates that his Dad worked as a cleaner in a brothel. When questioned after class by a concerned teacher he admitted that it wasn't true, but he just couldn't bring himself to admit publicly that his Dad was really a lawyer...

I just hope that Bish isn't now going to tell us that he's both a drummer and a lawyer and that he's planning to sue us all for slander.... :shock:]]> Guitar Players Discussion Chris C https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242186 https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242171 Sat, 12 May 2007 07:39:47 +0000 Guitar Players Discussion rocker https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242171 https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242143 Sat, 12 May 2007 03:20:29 +0000
Dear Jane,

I've been going out with a marvellous man, he's everything I ever wanted. He plays guitar and writes songs for me - not only that, he plays all my favourite Osmond and David Cassidy songs, even though he's a rock musician, without complaining. (I TOLD YOU IT WAS A FEW YEARS AGO!)

His family seem to like me too - his father's "something in the city," his mother's the patron of several charitable organisations, his brother's a junior house-doctor (Intern, for Americans..) and his sister's taking Maths at Oxford University.

But - I'm scared stiff of introducing him to my family, we come from a council estate and we don't have much money and we don't have a lot of class. My dad has a "bad back" and can't work - he just lies on the sofa all day drinking cans of beer. My mum's in a world of her own - she's addicted to Valium and she's off with the fairies. My oldest brother is currently in jail for stealing cars, the middle brother is also in jail - armed robbery - and the youngest brother plays drums in a cabaret group. My older sister describes herself as an escort - she's really a prostitute. My other sister is currently in a rehab clinic for drug addiction, whilst her husband is in jail for dealing class A drugs. My grandmother runs a brothel, my grandfather runs a troupe of rent boys, and my great-grandmother was recently in court for soliciting.

How do I tell my boyfriend my brother's a drummer?

:D :D :D

Vic]]> Guitar Players Discussion Vic Lewis VL https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242143 https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242125 Sat, 12 May 2007 01:48:40 +0000 Guitar Players Discussion ksac32 https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242125 https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242118 Sat, 12 May 2007 00:50:47 +0000 Guitar Players Discussion Elecktrablue https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/paged/2/#post-242118 https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/#post-242114 Sat, 12 May 2007 00:43:25 +0000 Guitar Players Discussion corbind https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/a-guitar-player-and-dear-abby/#post-242114