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									Damm I&#039;ve out smarted myself..... - Guitar Players Discussion				            </title>
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                        <title>RE: Damm I&#039;ve out smarted myself.....</title>
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                        <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 20:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Adopt a very stupid and sheepish grin. Tell your wife that have been the victim of the salesman&#039;s guile - you actually believed that the V-Amp could reproduce all those sounds. Now, with the...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Adopt a very stupid and sheepish grin. Tell your wife that have been the victim of the salesman's guile - you actually believed that the V-Amp <I>could</I> reproduce all those sounds. Now, with the wisdom of hindsight you see how naive you were to believe the sales pitch. You really thought that the V-Amp was giving you the Tele sound, until you sat down and played one. Since then, you can't get it out of your mind how cheated (and frustrated) you feel.]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/">Guitar Players Discussion</category>                        <dc:creator>greybeard</dc:creator>
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                        <title>RE: Damm I&#039;ve out smarted myself.....</title>
                        <link>https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/damm-ive-out-smarted-myself/paged/2/#post-177788</link>
                        <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 19:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Dagwood would never work with my wife.She&#039;s honestly jeallous of the time I spend with my guitars. &quot;Things&quot; don&#039;t do it for her, she wants the time with me.That&#039;s why I say cruise. A nice so...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Dagwood would never work with my wife.<br><br>She's honestly jeallous of the time I spend with my guitars. "Things" don't do it for her, she wants the time with me.<br><br>That's why I say cruise. A nice solid 10 days of doing nothing but paying attention to her and she'll give you a pass on a small guitar purchase.

Dude, sounds like we are married to the same woman.  Don't get me wrong, I like it that she wants to spend time with me, for sure.  Also I have found that if I put together a song that she really likes every once in a while, it buys some more guitar time, too.<br>You could buy "His &amp; Hers" Tele's.<br><br>Give here the "Hers" Tele for her birthday, along with a voucher for some lessons. 

I've tried that approach before.  My wife can't carry a tune in a bucket, and has no desire to try.]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/">Guitar Players Discussion</category>                        <dc:creator>banre</dc:creator>
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                        <title>RE: Damm I&#039;ve out smarted myself.....</title>
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                        <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 19:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Hey Guys,Thanks for all the suggestions...lolTaso it was a selling point to get a &quot;Behringer V-Amp&quot; not an amp I like the idea of a cruise but a Carribean or Alaskan cruise from Sydney Austr...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Hey Guys,<br>Thanks for all the suggestions...lol<br>Taso it was a selling point to get a "Behringer V-Amp" not an amp <br>I like the idea of a cruise but a Carribean or Alaskan cruise from Sydney Australia is a bit pricey.... Maybe a houseboat on the Hawksbury river could do it. Shes not a jewelry kind of girl and if I took flowers she would suspect something... lol<br><br>And if I bought a kitchen appliance she would hit me over the head with it.. she says (and I hartily agree) Christmas, birthdays and anniversarys are times to spoil us and we should buy some personal present, anything to do with houshold items can be purchased anytime...<br><br>Thanks again<br>Keith]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/">Guitar Players Discussion</category>                        <dc:creator>kblake</dc:creator>
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                        <title>RE: Damm I&#039;ve out smarted myself.....</title>
                        <link>https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/damm-ive-out-smarted-myself/paged/2/#post-177766</link>
                        <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 16:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Blake, I don&#039;t really get it. If that amp does that, why do you want a tele? Or was that just a selling technique you used?]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Blake, I don't really get it. If that amp does that, why do you want a tele? Or was that just a selling technique you used?]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/">Guitar Players Discussion</category>                        <dc:creator>Taso</dc:creator>
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                        <title>RE: Damm I&#039;ve out smarted myself.....</title>
                        <link>https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/damm-ive-out-smarted-myself/#post-177745</link>
                        <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 10:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[You could buy &quot;His &amp; Hers&quot; Tele&#039;s.Give here the &quot;Hers&quot; Tele for her birthday, along with a voucher for some lessons.That way you can jam together, learn together, play together - but mos...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[You could buy "His &amp; Hers" Tele's.<br><br>Give here the "Hers" Tele for her birthday, along with a voucher for some lessons.<br><br>That way you can jam <B>together</B>, learn <B>together</B>, play <B>together</B> - but most importantly, you get a new Tele :)]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/">Guitar Players Discussion</category>                        <dc:creator>Catsworth</dc:creator>
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                        <title>RE: Damm I&#039;ve out smarted myself.....</title>
                        <link>https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/damm-ive-out-smarted-myself/#post-177735</link>
                        <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 06:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[unless the 10 day cruise leaves you broke...That puts a hamper on things now doesn&#039;t it!]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[unless the 10 day cruise leaves you broke...<br><br>That puts a hamper on things now doesn't it!]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/">Guitar Players Discussion</category>                        <dc:creator>duffmaster</dc:creator>
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                        <title>RE: Damm I&#039;ve out smarted myself.....</title>
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                        <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 05:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Dagwood would never work with my wife.She&#039;s honestly jeallous of the time I spend with my guitars. &quot;Things&quot; don&#039;t do it for her, she wants the time with me.That&#039;s why I say cruise. A nice so...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Dagwood would never work with my wife.<br><br>She's honestly jeallous of the time I spend with my guitars. "Things" don't do it for her, she wants the time with me.<br><br>That's why I say cruise. A nice solid 10 days of doing nothing but paying attention to her and she'll give you a pass on a small guitar purchase.]]></content:encoded>
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                        <title>RE: Damm I&#039;ve out smarted myself.....</title>
                        <link>https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/damm-ive-out-smarted-myself/#post-177702</link>
                        <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 03:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Screw the Cruise... Buy her another &quot;Best Friend&quot; she can wear around her neck, so the next time she wants to &quot;Balk&quot; at an idea, just remind her how beautiful that necklace is........ :twist...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Screw the Cruise... <br><br>Buy her another "Best Friend" she can wear around her neck, so the next time she wants to "Balk" at an idea, just remind her how beautiful that necklace is........ :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/">Guitar Players Discussion</category>                        <dc:creator>Dagwood</dc:creator>
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                        <title>RE: Damm I&#039;ve out smarted myself.....</title>
                        <link>https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/damm-ive-out-smarted-myself/#post-177700</link>
                        <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 03:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Good point.I know! Send the Tele on the cruise, and when it comes back in a couple of weeks or a month, everything will be forgotten! :)]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Good point.<br><br>I know! Send the Tele on the cruise, and when it comes back in a couple of weeks or a month, everything will be forgotten! :)]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/">Guitar Players Discussion</category>                        <dc:creator>DemoEtc</dc:creator>
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                        <title>RE: Damm I&#039;ve out smarted myself.....</title>
                        <link>https://guitarnoise.forum/guitar-players-discussion/damm-ive-out-smarted-myself/#post-177684</link>
                        <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 03:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[I think kingpatzer and banre have cracked it.Send her on a cruise and get the tele while she&#039;s gone.  She won&#039;t dare say a word when she gets back.   :wink:  :lol:Doesn&#039;t he get to go on the...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[I think kingpatzer and banre have cracked it.<br><br>Send her on a cruise and get the tele while she's gone.  She won't dare say a word when she gets back.   :wink:  :lol:<br>Doesn't he get to go on the cruise with her?  Otherwise, speaking as a woman, she might get a little suspicious!!!   :wink:]]></content:encoded>
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