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30/01/2004 11:18 pm
Once when BBQing outside I ran out of lighter fluid. I borrowed a tiny capful of kerosene from my neighbor. The flame that leaped from the coals went as high as the roof. I had no eyebrows left.
31/01/2004 12:09 am
How did I know that one was coming. ;D
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31/01/2004 12:11 am
Is that what happend to your hair line - i thought you were going bald there for a second.....lol
;D ;Dpet ;D ;D
31/01/2004 11:18 pm
Ooh, that was harsh.
01/02/2004 3:01 am
I know i'm deeply sorry :P
I just couldn't resist - especially after all the grief nick gives DHodge about his large forhead.....
I have blown my mums eyebrows off twice when i forgot to light the gas cooker and she went to light it and BOOM - the second time it got her eyelashes aswell.... ;D :P
01/02/2004 9:08 am
There's another thing (along with soldering) that you shouldnt do naked. It is a bit exciting though... :P
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01/02/2004 12:32 pm
Iz
You really are a strange child aren't you?
Do you do everything naked? - I could see it getting nasty if you was useing a blender whilst being unclothed......
Maybe i should start another topic "Things not to do while being naked" ?
Pet
01/02/2004 8:29 pm
Isn't it better he does things like soldering nude than, say, doing his groceries?
01/02/2004 10:36 pm
Tucker:-
Are groceries going to injure your genitals?
I would rather go shopping naked than go near a soldering iron in that disposition any day.
Pet
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02/02/2004 2:20 am
Could we get further off topic? :)
02/02/2004 7:47 am
Dunno, what was the topic?
I started with nothing - and I've still got most of it left.
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02/02/2004 12:48 pm
Yes Guys,
Lets stick to the topic of sticker removal and sticker removal only, we'll have no more:-
Scrubbers
Solering in the nude
BQQing in the nude
Naked shopping
Burning guitars
Bald jokes
Stand up routines, naked or other wise
Lighter fluid - unless its in the aide of sticker removal
Flaming eyebrows
Or anything naked *cough*izabelle*cough*
Anyway we can talk about Nicks saturday nights in the chat room - lol
Pet
02/02/2004 8:05 pm
Tucker:-
Are groceries going to injure your genitals?
I would rather go shopping naked than go near a soldering iron in that disposition any day.Pet
Yeah, but who would see you even if you were soldering? And where would you keep your receipt and change?
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I don't want to know. ;)
02/02/2004 8:18 pm
Well i keep them in my...............
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02/02/2004 8:58 pm
Kangaroos have pockets. Baby kangaroos are called Joeys. Momma kangaroos keep joeys in thier pockets until they are old enough to hop. Then the momma kangaroo keeps her credit card there, incase joey needs a guitar.
In Australia, though...it seems that all the Joeys want boomerangs. They don't cost too much, and they come with stickers.
Billy Thorpe and Angus Young don't put stickers on thier guitars. That's why the joeys don't like guitars.
Only the wealthiest of the Aboriginees have stickers on thier guitars. They raise kangaroos in pens and collect kangaroo saliva. Kangaroo siliva takes stickers off with ease. :P
Edit: Are we half-way to being back on topic, now?
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