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HEY WAIT - GREYBEARD !!! IT'S HIS DAY!!!! It must have been my day too... and I missed it. :( Aarrgg!]]> News Aarrgg https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199846 https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199803 Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:51:16 +0000
The man replies "Back when i used to run the decks my leg got blown off with a cannonball. it don't bother me now days. My hand was cut off in a fight once, in the middle of the night...it hurt like hell, but i got the one that done it to me in the end. As for my eye...I was looking up an the sun once and a bird pooped in it."

"And it done all that to your eye? Must of been some bird." the man replied.

"Naw...nothing more than a parrot...but it was the day after i got the hook...."



I couldn't remember that exactly as it has been years but hopefully it will make you smile. :D]]> News nolongerme https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199803 https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199746 Wed, 20 Sep 2006 23:11:31 +0000
Captain Hook wi' a itchy backside. :lol:

Ahola ! , that R'ico be gett'n outoha' mind.

Nasty sailor , cap'n cook be sparin' no'one.Giv'm ya Gibb'sson Sey Jey-Too Hun'red an' pound ya k'ords.

Whaa ? You not be giv'ving ya Sey Jey ? By order o'cap'n cook yur fired !]]> News Rahul https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199746 https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199727 Wed, 20 Sep 2006 21:02:16 +0000
Captain Hook wi' a itchy backside.]]> News Ricochet https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199727 https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199723 Wed, 20 Sep 2006 19:15:11 +0000
The pirate replies "Aye, its drivin' me nuts!" AAARRRRRRHHHH!!!

An old one, and still a good one!

I heard this joke told by a high schooler, on stage at a talent show where he was the MC. You shoulda seen the principal's face! :lol: The crowd loved it!

Margaret]]> News margaret https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199723 https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199717 Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:49:06 +0000
The pirate replies "Aye, its drivin' me nuts!"

;)

Scott Dang I was going to say that! You shortened it up quite a bit tho']]> News art&lutherie https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199717 https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199710 Wed, 20 Sep 2006 17:44:57 +0000
The pirate replies "Aye, its drivin' me nuts!"

;)

Scott]]> News sdolsay https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199710 https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199701 Wed, 20 Sep 2006 16:56:22 +0000
Darn! Is Pirates Day over already?? That was too much fun.

Margaret]]> News margaret https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199701 https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199698 Wed, 20 Sep 2006 16:04:43 +0000 News Rahul https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199698 https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199689 Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:27:58 +0000
A friend of mine has told me tonight, international Star Wars day is now May 4th - as in "may the fourth be with you" - is he taking the you-know-what is is he serious?

:D :D :D

Vic I have a friend who wouldn't tell me his birthday, he just kept saying "Star Wars day" whenever I asked. He kept it up for months, until I ran across the explanation somewhere and finally got it :mrgreen:

PS, Good to have you around again Vic!]]> News Misanthrope https://guitarnoise.forum/news/arrrrh-ye-scurvy-swabs/paged/2/#post-199689