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                        <title>RE: Keith Richards Falls out of Palm Tree</title>
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                        <pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2006 20:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Latest update.  First 15 dates of their European leg of the tour postponed up to and including the 5 Julyman is undestructable.  :lol:]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Latest update.  First 15 dates of their European leg of the tour postponed up to and including the 5 July.<br><br><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5011654.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5011654.stm</a><br><br>That man is undestructable.  :lol:]]></content:encoded>
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                        <title>RE: Keith Richards Falls out of Palm Tree</title>
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                        <pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2006 06:19:28 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[He went through surgery a couple of days ago to drain blood from his brain (I never thought I would ever write that about Keith Richard - blood and brain in one sentence). Apparently, they b...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[He went through surgery a couple of days ago to drain blood from his brain (I never thought I would ever write that about Keith Richard - blood and brain in one sentence). Apparently, they bored a hole in his skull and let the blood just drain away. <br><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4983890.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4983890.stm</a>

Hmmmmm....I guess sometimes you really DO need a hole in your head :lol:]]></content:encoded>
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                        <title>RE: Keith Richards Falls out of Palm Tree</title>
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                        <pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2006 05:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[&quot;Keef Wichards&quot; - amazing!  First the palm tree... then the jet ski... I&#039;m just having a hard time envisioning him in a swimsuit!!!!What&#039;s he doing in the sun anyway?What&#039;s he think he is, a...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA["Keef Wichards" - amazing!  <br>First the palm tree... then the jet ski... <br>I'm just having a hard time envisioning him in a swimsuit!!!!<br>What's he doing in the sun anyway?<br>What's he think he is, a Beach Boy?]]></content:encoded>
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                        <title>RE: Keith Richards Falls out of Palm Tree</title>
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                        <pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 10:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[He went through surgery a couple of days ago to drain blood from his brain (I never thought I would ever write that about Keith Richard - blood and brain in one sentence). Apparently, they b...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[He went through surgery a couple of days ago to drain blood from his brain (I never thought I would ever write that about Keith Richard - blood and brain in one sentence). Apparently, they bored a hole in his skull and let the blood just drain away. <br><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4983890.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4983890.stm</a>]]></content:encoded>
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                        <title>RE: Keith Richards Falls out of Palm Tree</title>
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                        <pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 09:08:30 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[I&#039;m sending him my best wishes and keeping my fingers crossed for a quick recovery.I&#039;ve just scored a couple of tickets for the Stones gig at Twickenham in August. Can&#039;t wait.  8)  :)]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm sending him my best wishes and keeping my fingers crossed for a quick recovery.<br><br><br>I've just scored a couple of tickets for the Stones gig at Twickenham in August. Can't wait.  8)  :)]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/news/">News</category>                        <dc:creator>chuckster</dc:creator>
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                        <title>RE: Keith Richards Falls out of Palm Tree</title>
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                        <pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 08:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Haha, as a physics major, I also appear to have trouble spelling the word &#039;applaud&#039;  :oops:]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Haha, as a physics major, I also appear to have trouble spelling the word 'applaud'  :oops:]]></content:encoded>
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                        <title>RE: Keith Richards Falls out of Palm Tree</title>
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                        <pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 08:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[He must not be familiar with Newton&#039;s work. Maybe while in the hospital the nurses will go over that with him. :roll:  :?
As a physics major, I totally appluad that statement.  It had me lau...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[He must not be familiar with Newton's work. Maybe while in the hospital the nurses will go over that with him. :roll: <br> :?
As a physics major, I totally appluad that statement.  It had me laughing pretty hard!]]></content:encoded>
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                        <title>RE: Keith Richards Falls out of Palm Tree</title>
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                        <pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 03:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Looks like it could&#039;ve been slightly more serious than at first glance....&#039;mon, get it together Keef, you are THE ultimate rock&#039;n&#039;roll survivor....Well you got my best wishes anyway..... :D ...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Looks like it could've been slightly more serious than at first glance.....<br><br><a href="http://uk.news.yahoo.com/08052006/325/keith-richards-undergoes-surgery-fall.html">http://uk.news.yahoo.com/08052006/325/keith-richards-undergoes-surgery-fall.html</a><br><br>C'mon, get it together Keef, you are THE ultimate rock'n'roll survivor....<br><br>Well you got my best wishes anyway.....<br><br> :D  :D  :D <br><br>Vic]]></content:encoded>
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                        <title>RE: Keith Richards Falls out of Palm Tree</title>
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                        <pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 04:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[I&#039;m not saying anything about Keef&#039;s reasons for ending up in hospital, but.......&quot;Here I lie.. in my hospital bedTell me, Sister Morphinewhen are you coming round again...&quot;:D :D

I was thin...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm not saying anything about Keef's reasons for ending up in hospital, but.......<br><br>"Here I lie.. in my hospital bed<br>Tell me, Sister Morphine<br>when are you coming round again..."<br><br>:D :D

I was thinking the same thing :lol:]]></content:encoded>
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                        <title>RE: Keith Richards Falls out of Palm Tree</title>
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                        <pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2006 07:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[He must not be familiar with Newton&#039;s work. Maybe while in the hospital the nurses will go over that with him. :roll: If I had that kind of money, the last place you&#039;d find me would be up in...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[He must not be familiar with Newton's work. Maybe while in the hospital the nurses will go over that with him. :roll: <br><br>If I had that kind of money, the last place you'd find me would be up in a palm tree (or in his case, at the bottom, slightly to the left).  :shock: <br><br> :?]]></content:encoded>
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