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He walks around behind the horse, lifts the tail and kisses the horse squarely on the arse.

An old timer sitting on the porch says: "What the hell d'ya do that for?"

the cowboy says "I've been out on the range couple weeks now. Got real bad chapped lips."

The old timer says "and that helps?"

..."No, but it sure stops me from licking them."]]> Opinions and Polls Nick Torres https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/cowboy-chili/#post-156497 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/cowboy-chili/#post-156493 Fri, 03 Feb 2006 23:48:19 +0000 However, I won't tell you the spitoon joke, not even after 9pm.]]> Opinions and Polls greybeard https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/cowboy-chili/#post-156493 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/cowboy-chili/#post-15174 Fri, 03 Feb 2006 23:17:42 +0000 >sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring
>blankly at a full bowl of chili.
>
>
>After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it,
>the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat
>that, mind if I do?"
>
>The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young
>wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
>
>Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl
>over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly
>down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was
>shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.
>
>The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."

:D]]> Opinions and Polls Bish https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/cowboy-chili/#post-15174