https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/excuse-me-do-you-have-elephants-in-the-street/ Guitar Noise Discussion Board en-US Thu, 04 Jun 2026 06:11:08 +0000 wpForo 60 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/excuse-me-do-you-have-elephants-in-the-street/#post-177416 Wed, 17 May 2006 18:29:57 +0000
Thank You! That's a belly laugher!!!

We all need those now and then.

Margaret]]> Opinions and Polls margaret https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/excuse-me-do-you-have-elephants-in-the-street/#post-177416 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/excuse-me-do-you-have-elephants-in-the-street/#post-177412 Wed, 17 May 2006 17:28:35 +0000 She regularly has people who are going to Future-venture (Fuerteventura) and Fookay (Phuket, pronounced poo-ket).]]> Opinions and Polls greybeard https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/excuse-me-do-you-have-elephants-in-the-street/#post-177412 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/excuse-me-do-you-have-elephants-in-the-street/#post-177403 Wed, 17 May 2006 16:11:29 +0000 Opinions and Polls Musenfreund https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/excuse-me-do-you-have-elephants-in-the-street/#post-177403 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/excuse-me-do-you-have-elephants-in-the-street/#post-177401 Wed, 17 May 2006 15:56:18 +0000
Some funny stuff! :lol:

Dan]]> Opinions and Polls Dan T. https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/excuse-me-do-you-have-elephants-in-the-street/#post-177401 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/excuse-me-do-you-have-elephants-in-the-street/#post-177378 Wed, 17 May 2006 12:48:41 +0000 Opinions and Polls Alan Green https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/excuse-me-do-you-have-elephants-in-the-street/#post-177378 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/excuse-me-do-you-have-elephants-in-the-street/#post-177374 Wed, 17 May 2006 12:24:06 +0000
(a) There is no such creature as a Koala Bear ...

(b) Us Aussies hate that saying a Koala Bear

THEY ARE KOALAS . TRUST ME

http://www.koala.net/index.htm]]> Opinions and Polls BarnaBus RoX https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/excuse-me-do-you-have-elephants-in-the-street/#post-177374 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/excuse-me-do-you-have-elephants-in-the-street/#post-17740 Wed, 17 May 2006 11:31:02 +0000 they were answered by the website owner.

**STICKY Perhaps Depends whos' reading**
Just found this a good laugh and eye opening aswell - i don't know if the people asking these questions were trying to be funny or sniffing something but hey here you go..


Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated

while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? (USA)

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.



Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV,

so how do the plants grow? (UK)

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them

die.



Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.



Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad

tracks? (Sweden)

A: Sure, it's only two thousand kilometres. Take lots of water.



Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa? (Sweden)

A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.



Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a

list of them in JHB, Cape Town, Knysna and Jeffrey's Bay? (UK)

A: What did your last slave die of?



Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa?

(USA)

A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific. A-fri-ca is

the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not... oh

forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow.

Come naked.



Q: Which direction is north in South Africa? (USA)

A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get there and

we'll send the rest of the directions.



Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa? (UK)

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.



Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is..

oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in

Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.



Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa? (France)

A: No, WE don't stink.



Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you

tell me where I can sell it in South Africa? (USA)

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.



Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population

is smaller than the male population? (Italy)

A: Yes, gay nightclubs.



Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa? (France)

A: Only at Christmas.



Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa? (Germany)

A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.



Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round?

(Germany)

A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is

illegal.



Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense

rattlesnake serum. USA)

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South

African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled although sometimes

they get aggressive and make good pets.



Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

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