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I think it was when george became the hand model.


and who can forget kenny rogers roasters?

Jerry: "what was that?? Mr wiggles?"

Mr. Peterman..."of course I'll sign your release...but I'll have to see that hat!"]]> Opinions and Polls U2Bono269 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/3/#post-124315 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/3/#post-124163 Sun, 11 Sep 2005 05:54:35 +0000 Opinions and Polls Taso https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/3/#post-124163 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/3/#post-124139 Sun, 11 Sep 2005 03:57:10 +0000
Elaine is at nail salon and thinks that the workers are making fun of her in Vietnamese. She asks one of them what the other one said that was so funny.

"She tell funny knock-knock joke"]]> Opinions and Polls whitneyzeldow https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/3/#post-124139 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/3/#post-123141 Wed, 07 Sep 2005 21:37:53 +0000
KRAMER: (Making a point) Not everyday. :D Yeah Wes, that was the show I was commenting of earlier when Kramer ran off and came back and lost the bet after watching the neighbor.]]> Opinions and Polls Nils https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/3/#post-123141 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/3/#post-123131 Wed, 07 Sep 2005 21:03:10 +0000 "George is gettin UPSET!"

That IS a great one.]]> Opinions and Polls Taso https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/3/#post-123131 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/2/#post-123076 Wed, 07 Sep 2005 16:19:02 +0000 "he was ... touching and rubbing", "i think it moved"
"i was in the pool! i was in the pool"
"i'm back, baby"
"george is gettin upset"
"the sea was angry that day, my friends"
"ma...nure"]]> Opinions and Polls Anonymous https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/2/#post-123076 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/2/#post-122649 Mon, 05 Sep 2005 06:27:32 +0000
and when Kramer says "Gidde' up!"

GREAT SHOW!]]> Opinions and Polls Flashback https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/2/#post-122649 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/2/#post-122597 Sun, 04 Sep 2005 22:14:31 +0000 Opinions and Polls cnev https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/2/#post-122597 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/2/#post-122594 Sun, 04 Sep 2005 22:04:43 +0000
JERRY: Oh, I'm glad you're here, so we can get this all straightened out. Would you like a cup of tea?

BOOKMAN: You got any coffee?

JERRY: Coffee?

BOOKMAN: Yeah. Coffee.

JERRY: No, I don't drink coffee.

BOOKMAN: Yeah, you don't drink coffee? How about instant coffee?

JERRY: No, I don't have--

BOOKMAN: You don't have any instant coffee?

JERRY: Well, I don't normally--

BOOKMAN: Who doesn't have instant coffee?

JERRY: I don't.

BOOKMAN: You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals.

JERRY: Really? I'll have to remember that.

BOOKMAN: You took this book out in 1971.

JERRY: Yes, and I returned it in 1971.

BOOKMAN: Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.

JERRY: Look, Mr. Bookman. I--I returned that book. I remember it very specifically.

BOOKMAN: You're a comedian, you make people laugh.

JERRY: I try.

BOOKMAN: You think this is all a big joke, don't you?

JERRY: No, I don't.

BOOKMAN: I saw you on T.V. once; I remembered your name--from my list. I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you're a celebrity that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law?

JERRY: Certainly not.

BOOKMAN: Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!


It's like a bad 1930's mob movie.]]> Opinions and Polls Taso https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/funniest-seinfeld-moments/paged/2/#post-122594