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Question: What does a guitarist call a cart of ramen and a case of beer?
Answer: Breakfast, lunch, and dinner for four weeks.





HAhahahahaahahahhahaha, malnutrition.]]> Opinions and Polls Saber https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/paged/2/#post-171870 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/paged/2/#post-171863 Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:45:55 +0000
(Abm).......A flat miner.....

:D:D:D

Vic]]> Opinions and Polls Vic Lewis VL https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/paged/2/#post-171863 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171779 Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:34:49 +0000 Q: How do you get a drummer off your front step ?
A: Pay for the pizza.
And next time, how about a tip? :x Yeah, OK, put more cheese on the pizza This is already about as cheesy as it gets :lol: :lol: :lol:]]> Opinions and Polls smokindog https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171779 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171775 Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:10:17 +0000 Q: How do you get a drummer off your front step ?
A: Pay for the pizza.
And next time, how about a tip? :x Yeah, OK, put more cheese on the pizza]]> Opinions and Polls greybeard https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171775 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171739 Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:31:46 +0000 Q: How do you get a drummer off your front step ?
A: Pay for the pizza.
And next time, how about a tip? :x]]> Opinions and Polls Bish https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171739 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171711 Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:21:03 +0000 Opinions and Polls cyranodb https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171711 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171635 Thu, 13 Apr 2006 19:54:04 +0000 A: He had to break the window to let the drummer out!


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA 8)]]> Opinions and Polls AudioBoy https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171635 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171632 Thu, 13 Apr 2006 18:57:40 +0000
:lol:
Dan]]> Opinions and Polls Dan T. https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171632 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171618 Thu, 13 Apr 2006 16:48:02 +0000 Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
A: Counterpoint.

The drooling one was quite good too lol]]> Opinions and Polls simon@home.co.uk https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171618 https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171595 Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:55:20 +0000
Q: What's the difference between a musician and a pizza ?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: How do you get a drummer off your front step ?
A: Pay for the pizza.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter - bass players are never in the light anyway.

Q: How many "deadheads" does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: They don't change it. They just wait for it to burn out
and then they follow it around for 30 years.

Q: What do you call two electric guitarists trying to play in unison?
A: Counterpoint.

Q: What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?
A: A drummer.

When a singer sings, he stirs up the air and makes it hit any passing eardrums.
If he's good, he knows how to keep it from hurting.

Q: What is the first sign you're halluncinating?
A: Two electric guitar players are playing in tune.

Q: What do you call in "in-tune electric guitar"?
A: An oxymoron.

Q: What is a gentleman ?
A: Someone who knows how to play Heavy Metal Music but doesn't.

Q: What does a Heavy Metal Musician use for birth control ?
A: His personality.

Q - What's the difference between a guitarist and a mutual fund?
A - One matures.

Q - How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune ?
A - Evidently all of them.

Q - What do you throw a drowning guitarist ?
A - His amplifier.

Q - What is the definition of a minor second?
A - Two lead guitarists playing in unision.

Q - Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners?
A - So the rest of the band can understand them.

Q - How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb ?
A - None...they just steal somebody else's light

Q - What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ?
A - "Will the defendant please rise ..."

Q - What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
A - He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.]]> Opinions and Polls greybeard https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/try-not-to-be-so-serious/#post-171595