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									Who&#039;s ever stolen the... - Opinions and Polls				            </title>
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                        <title>Re: Who&#039;s ever stolen the...</title>
                        <link>https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/whos-ever-stolen-the/paged/2/#post-287746</link>
                        <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Cecelia, you&#039;re burnin&#039; my fuse.You&#039;re breakin&#039; my capacity daily.Oh, Cecelia, I&#039;m down on my knees.I&#039;m begging you please . . . .not to do that again.]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Cecelia, you're burnin' my fuse.<br>You're breakin' my capacity daily.<br>Oh, Cecelia, I'm down on my knees.<br>I'm begging you please . . . .<br>not to do that again.]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/">Opinions and Polls</category>                        <dc:creator>KR2</dc:creator>
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                        <title>Re: Who&#039;s ever stolen the...</title>
                        <link>https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/whos-ever-stolen-the/paged/2/#post-287690</link>
                        <pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[OK, since this thread has turned into a discussion about electrocution, I&#039;ll tell you a true story that happened in High School:I can&#039;t remember if it was my junior or senior year in High Sc...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[OK, since this thread has turned into a discussion about electrocution, I'll tell you a true story that happened in High School:<br><br>I can't remember if it was my junior or senior year in High School, but it was the year that the hit song "Cecilia" by Simon and Garfunkel was playing on the radio. In my biology class was a pretty girl named Cecilia, and of course we all joked her about that song. She was a very pretty girl, and nice too, but not too bright. <br><br>In our biology class every desk was a mini-lab. We had multiple electric outlets, a sink with hot and cold water, even little spickets (sp?) for gas. This was so we could perform actual experiments at our desks. <br><br>Anyway, we were watching some movie and all the lights were out. Suddenly, there was this tremendous flash of light that lit up the entire room! Then the projector and power went out. It took about a minute but power was restored. Nobody knew what happened, until Cecilia admitted she had stuck a hairpin into one of the electrical outlets on her desk. Man, it completely vaporized the hairpin, it turned into dust! And where Cecilia was holding the hairpin, she had two deep burns in her thumb and index finger. She literally branded herself. I wouldn't be surprised if she still has marks on her fingers today. <br><br>It was one of those things you had to be there, but it was hilarious. I will never forget this incident.  :D]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/">Opinions and Polls</category>                        <dc:creator>Wes Inman</dc:creator>
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                        <title>Re: Who&#039;s ever stolen the...</title>
                        <link>https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/whos-ever-stolen-the/paged/2/#post-287673</link>
                        <pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 15:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[On holiday a couple of years ago, we forgot the travelling kettle - so we bought a cheap one in Benidorm. Consisted of a plastic jug and a clip-on element so we could boil water for tea. Plu...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[On holiday a couple of years ago, we forgot the travelling kettle - so we bought a cheap one in Benidorm. Consisted of a plastic jug and a clip-on element so we could boil water for tea. Plugged it in, switched it on. After a few, minutes, nothing seemed to be happening - no bubbles around the element or anything. (Bear in mind the power supply was 120V, not the 240V we're used to in England....) So Marilyn says, "there's nothing happening - doesn't seem to be working." I jokingly suggested that she stick a finger in to see if it was getting warm - and the daft mare did. And jumped about six feet in the air. Definitely the highlight of that particular holiday!<br><br> :D  :D  :D <br><br>Vic]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/">Opinions and Polls</category>                        <dc:creator>Vic Lewis VL</dc:creator>
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                        <title>Re: Who&#039;s ever stolen the...</title>
                        <link>https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/whos-ever-stolen-the/paged/2/#post-287665</link>
                        <pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Hey those smoke detectors contain a small amount of radioactive material.Do you suppose that spider got a dose?And what if you get bitten by one of them . . .one of them radioactive spiders,...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Hey those smoke detectors contain a small amount of radioactive material.<br>Do you suppose that spider got a dose?<br><br>And what if you get bitten by one of them . . .<br>one of them radioactive spiders, huh?<br><br>I think this warrants further scientific study.<br><br>Signed,<br>Not an arachnid aficionado]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/">Opinions and Polls</category>                        <dc:creator>KR2</dc:creator>
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                        <title>Re: Who&#039;s ever stolen the...</title>
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                        <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Should&#039;ve made that spider go outside to smoke.]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Should've made that spider go outside to smoke.]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/">Opinions and Polls</category>                        <dc:creator>Ricochet</dc:creator>
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                        <title>Re: Who&#039;s ever stolen the...</title>
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                        <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[I tore out the soke detecor in the hallway when some spider decided to start setting it off every night at 1am.  Scared poor Cleo to death!  The best shocks I ever got was 1: as a kid I was ...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[I tore out the soke detecor in the hallway when some spider decided to start setting it off every night at 1am.  Scared poor Cleo to death!  The best shocks I ever got was 1: as a kid I was pulling a light out of an aquarium (before unpulgging it) and 2:  disconnecting the clamp that holds the power tube on an Inductivly coupled plasma atomic emission spectrometer.  WOW :shock:<br><br>I still do the 9 volt battery thing every now and then for kicks.]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/">Opinions and Polls</category>                        <dc:creator>Oenyaw</dc:creator>
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                        <title>Re: Who&#039;s ever stolen the...</title>
                        <link>https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/whos-ever-stolen-the/paged/2/#post-287608</link>
                        <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:45:04 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Now you know where the GN Veterans and mods get their power from - 9V batteries.]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Now you know where the GN Veterans and mods get their power from - 9V batteries.]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/">Opinions and Polls</category>                        <dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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                        <title>Re: Who&#039;s ever stolen the...</title>
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                        <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[LMAO, yeah I stuck my tongue on that 9v. Dad was a electronic guru, smart azz! hahahaha. Guess what I do.... Hey kids can you check this for me. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[LMAO, yeah I stuck my tongue on that 9v. Dad was a electronic guru, smart azz! hahahaha. Guess what I do.... Hey kids can you check this for me.<br><br> :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/">Opinions and Polls</category>                        <dc:creator>Sin City Sid</dc:creator>
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                        <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[My father got his kid brother to urinate on an electric fence once. One of the highlights of my life.  :twisted:  :twisted: Oh, and to answer the original question, No. Never done that. I ha...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[My father got his kid brother to urinate on an electric fence once. One of the highlights of my life.  :twisted:  :twisted: <br><br>Oh, and to answer the original question, No. Never done that. I have been known to take the covers of smoke detectors in hotel rooms to use as ash-trays. I was much younger then......times were different.]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/">Opinions and Polls</category>                        <dc:creator>rparker</dc:creator>
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                        <title>Re: Who&#039;s ever stolen the...</title>
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                        <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[Didn&#039;t need an alarm clock. My dad would let my dog in and she&#039;d run upstairs, whine and lick my face till I got up.  :D I&#039;ll take your word for it (unless it also stimulates the hair folicl...]]></description>
                        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Didn't need an alarm clock. My dad would let my dog in and she'd run upstairs, whine and lick my face till I got up.  :D <br>I'll take your word for it (unless it also stimulates the hair folicles....then I'm game).... <br>Look at my picture and guess. <br><br>They always told me I'd better brush my teeth if I didn't want them to fall out. I was pretty good about brushing my teeth, but not my hair.]]></content:encoded>
						                            <category domain="https://guitarnoise.forum/opinions-and-polls/">Opinions and Polls</category>                        <dc:creator>Ricochet</dc:creator>
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