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Old Twister

Look here baby, I got new hips
I must be careful that I don't trip
My surgeon says, I shouldn't do the twist

We went round and round, and up and down, never stopped back then
Put on another 45 and danced again
Won't someone help me back to my chair again

Your facebook page says you're now a Miss
It looks like you have botox lips
I'll stand here by my wife, you go twist


Can't twist anymore, like we did in the sixties
That was way back when, in history
I can remember when, I had my own knees
It seems like it was in BC

I stumbled round, headed down, God I fell
Turning blue, it's like the flu, I don't feel so well
The restroom is down that hall? This is Hell.

I'll stay right near the potato chips
When I fell, think I slipped a disc
Was this really on my bucket list?


It will take my spine a full month to mend
Would you pickup my teeth please, I can't bend
Won't someone take me back to the home again?]]> Sunday Songwriters Group John Sargent https://guitarnoise.forum/sunday-songwriters-group/9-15-old-twister/#post-363574 https://guitarnoise.forum/sunday-songwriters-group/9-15-old-twister/#post-363563 Sat, 12 Feb 2011 12:40:44 +0000
Looks good....Thanks for sharing :D

James]]> Sunday Songwriters Group jamestoffee https://guitarnoise.forum/sunday-songwriters-group/9-15-old-twister/#post-363563 https://guitarnoise.forum/sunday-songwriters-group/9-15-old-twister/#post-363488 Thu, 10 Feb 2011 23:16:30 +0000 Sunday Songwriters Group dekalog https://guitarnoise.forum/sunday-songwriters-group/9-15-old-twister/#post-363488 https://guitarnoise.forum/sunday-songwriters-group/9-15-old-twister/#post-40756 Thu, 10 Feb 2011 23:09:28 +0000
Old Twister

I can't twist anymore, like we did in the sixties
That was way back when, in history


Look here baby, I got new hips
Look here baby, I got new hips
I like the music, but I can't do the twist


I must be careful that I don't trip
I must be careful that I don't trip
My surgeon says, I shouldn't do the twist


We went round and round, and up and down, and turned and then
Put on another 45 and danced again


Your facebook page says you're now a Miss
It looks like you have botox lips
I'll stand here by my wife, you go twist


We went round and round, and up and down, and turned and then
Put on another 45 and danced again]]> Sunday Songwriters Group John Sargent https://guitarnoise.forum/sunday-songwriters-group/9-15-old-twister/#post-40756