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how bout this
i'm gonna send a résumé and cover letter to some design agency
and y'know ... they get enough 'serious' letters daily
all saying the same damn thing
"i am qualified"
"i am experienced"
"i will kiss your ass"
i wanna have some fun with it
how 'bout: subject: "don't hire me"
and then i'd list reasons why they shouldn't hire me: ie:
"i'm neurotic. i'm higly OCD. i go out often, i drink excessively and don't sleep regularly. i show up late and occasionally with an attitude. you don't pay me enough. i don't work well with others because these 'others' are total morons. i think your ideas suck. your site sucks. i cuss often and i have a big mouth. i'm young and extremely arrogant. i have a huge ego. i think your designer is an asshole, your account manager is a plebe and i wouldn't talk to your project manager except for the fact that i want to shag her; i play my music loud -- and tough shit if you don't like it. i don't wear a suit, i will not wear a tie. i wear makeup to the office, drink too much coffee, and am not afraid to tell a client or your creative director when their ideas are shite. in fact, i've been kicked out of multiple planning meetings for such activity."


sad times and rainbow bridges

i want to break something/someone anything/anyone.

i mean
i've kinda hit 'rock bottom'
in all too many places to list

i couldn't possibly be happier

The line between madmen and seers is fine, but there's no question where the Bishop stands.

Once, she had a family
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