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You could be like ex-wives and say the same thing over and over 7600 times. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Roy
"I wonder if a composer ever intentionally composed a piece that was physically impossible to play and stuck it away to be found years later after his death, knowing it would forever drive perfectionist musicians crazy." - George Carlin
Posted : 14/07/2008 3:49 pm
You could be like ex-wives and say the same thing over and over 7600 times. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
But I thought all women were like that! :shock:
Cept Elecktrablue...she's our darlin!!! :D
Teamwork- A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
Posted : 14/07/2008 4:33 pm
You could be like ex-wives and say the same thing over and over 7600 times. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
And unfortunately, I have 2 ex-wives so I get it 15,200 times :D
J/k, I don't ever speak to my 2nd ex, no kids so there's no reason to talk. Where's the "whew!" smilie?
Posted : 14/07/2008 5:52 pm
I'm beginning to lose count of exes! Pity I can't say the same about axes....
It does help, though, if (like me) there's a bloody great vacant space between the ears - that way, all prattle (whether male or female) can enter through one ear and exit from the other relatively unhindered, without obstructions it just doesn't get noticed!
I'm a recent member of the born-again singles club; I would say young, free and single again, but it'd be a lie. But as Meatloaf once said, "Two outta three ain't bad!"
:D :D :D
Vic
"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)
Posted : 14/07/2008 6:44 pm
I'm with you Vic. New member of the club as well. Cept, this is going to be my one and only divorce. Absolutley will not ever, never, in my lifetime, or any other get married again. That is unless Katherine Heigl suddenly becomes interested in overwheight, grey haired divorced men with low self esteem bad breath and a guitar fetish. Or if Elektra wants to move to the East. :lol:
Teamwork- A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
Posted : 14/07/2008 7:38 pm
I'm with you Vic. New member of the club as well. Cept, this is going to be my one and only divorce. Absolutley will not ever, never, in my lifetime, or any other get married again. That is unless Katherine Heigl suddenly becomes interested in overwheight, grey haired divorced men with low self esteem bad breath and a guitar fetish. Or if Elektra wants to move to the East. :lol:
Yea, most people learn not to stick their tongue to the frozen metal pole after the first time. I guess I'm just a slow learner. I would make an exception for Jennifer Connolly though.
Just a warning, never say never. :shock:
Posted : 14/07/2008 7:56 pm
Katherine Heigl, Jennifer Connolly, whoever.....NO EXCEPTIONS!
I should have listened to Ian Hunter back in '75.....Once Bitten, Twice Shy.....trouble is, I never listen to the voices. Not even the inner voice, who says his name is "Commonsense." Once bitten twice shy? Hah, I'm so full of teethmarks I'd have to iron them out! Even a hungry crocodile would turn me down as damaged goods.
Some people never learn......
Doesn't stop me from studying, though!
:D :D :D
Vic
"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)
Posted : 14/07/2008 10:28 pm
Hey Vic, congratson being a Lama.
This reminds me of joke: A man goes to the Zoo and sees a sign "Beware* the Llama spits" and he was.
* my spelling has never been my strong point
cheers
Paul
Posted : 14/07/2008 11:52 pm
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