My contributions:
The Last Thing I Was Looking For
I walked into this place
with my pretty foreign face
I drank, coughed, explosions in my mind
the last thing I was looking for
the first thing that I wanted
to find
The Maytag Repairman of Love
I was a professional match-maker
but did my job a little too well
Call me the maytag repairman of love
You're breaking up right? You can tell
And this I'm not happy about, but I'll post it anyway:
A Hell Of My Own
This bum he started talking to me
and asked: Hey, how's the wife & so?
and could I give to him a loan...?
And I replied: "Well, don't you know?"
"My wife's parents are childless you see
"I already have a hell of my own"